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Wentworth Miller

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He's my boyfriend. He is. No, he just is. He's all green-eyed, widow's-peaked, melting-pot hotness and oiled-massage voice. He's it.

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•  2005-05-18  •
 

Now with 75% Less Vodka!

I stayed up all night drinking for the first time since, probably, 2001. It's not as hardcore as all that since I didn't get out of bed until 2:00 p.m. yesterday, but still. And it was one of the only times I've stayed up drinking all night by myself. Way different than drinking all night with others. I caught up on a lot of taped TV for some reason, did some emailing, wrote postcards and balanced my checkbook. That's some wild drinking activity, I'll tell you what.

Got me thinking about the last few times I was drinking all night, usually with Todd from Initech. On at least four occasions in the past, I have said to Todd, "I can't drink with you anymore, Todd. I get into too much trouble." On one occasion, this statement was met with the presentation of Todd's hand with my teeth marks in it from when, I guess, I bit him for some reason the night before. I interpreted this to mean, "No shit."

Walked to the post office too early, not feeling drunk but feeling trippy. Weird. The perspective on everything was fucked up. And I seemed to be listing to the right the whole way. Took some photos but haven't perused them yet. I tried to get a picture of a crow on Irving Park Road that was trying to pull a tissue out of a Coke can. He was working really hard and it looked from afar like he was drinking some pop. Hee.

Alas, like the physicists and the atom, I could not observe him without changing his behavior. He gave me the stink-eye when he saw me digitally-zooming him, picked up the can in his beak and tried to fly across to Wunder's with it. The can (and the tissue) dropped in the middle of the road and was promptly flattened by morning traffic.

The crow glared at me from the Wunder's chainlink. Just kept glaring as I walked away. Super-pissed! I felt bad.

A cute boy smiled at me at the post office. I've never seen a cute boy in there before. Evidently they're only there right after it opens. Thought I was getting my second wind from the mile roundtrip walk but now I'm fading. Had some eggs and B-complex.

Maintenance guys have been cutting holes in the leaking closets in the other x02 apartments since Monday. They haven't done mine yet and I'm worried it's because they let themselves in midday, see me snoring away in bed and sneak back out again. Do you think they'd try to wake me up if they really needed to get it done?

I don't care enough not to go to bed right now.


jlb   |   09:18

•  2005-05-16  •
 

The Good Stuff of a Sunday

  1. Wild Strawberries on IFC yesterday morning. I was asleep at 10:00 a.m., of course, but my VCR agreed to help out.

  2. Speaking of strawberries, this season's bumper crop is the height of deliciousness. Let's let Kaylee illustrate my ecstatic joy, shall we?




    Looks kinda porn-y, right? It should. That's how good the strawberries are.

  3. LUSH Sandstone Soap. Remember when you'd come home from the beach as a kid with a swimsuit full of sand? You'd have to undress in the tub, right? Yeah, your tub will look the same after washing with this stuff. It's awesome.

  4. This picture of Paul Newman in Premiere. Is it wrong to want to jump on an 80-year-old man? Is it wrong for an 80-year-old man to be this hot?



    He's gotta be like a witch or something, right? I mean, c'mon!

  5. Simpsons religion episodes like last night's season finale. In these lackluster senior years of the show, they still kick all kinds of ass. I totally want to go to the hat-dancing, romantic-dining, drunken-brawling, riverdancing Catholic Heaven! "Welcome to the jungle, Kevin." Welcome to the jungle, indeed.


jlb   |   03:19

•  2005-05-07  •
 

Family Dead

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jlb   |   12:17

 

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