Because c'mon! Shame on Invasion's slowburn peril for not providing them a more frequent showcase.

He's my boyfriend. He is. No, he just is. He's all green-eyed, widow's-peaked, melting-pot hotness and oiled-massage voice. He's it.

I think Turk said it best: "You know, I keep waiting to get sick of pudding -- with every cup I love it more."

I mean, really. Could anyone else play a kicked puppy in a Central Californian Cain-and-Abel story and have it work so perfectly?

Elbow, knee, crotch and underarm eczema. Not to mention cradlecap. What's not to love?

I may not have the cool hair, jewelry, coat, car, Jeannie trailer or the little smooshed-face lion, but I am Jaye Tyler. I'm almost always making this face on the inside.

I know it's a half-dozen kinds of wrong, but I don't care. And it's not just because I'm unreasonably in love with the show and have crushes on both Kristen Bell and Jason Dohring. I think they're hot together.

Oh, he's just so sarcastic. I must have him.

Belgian girls choirs kick ass! I want their Respire disc to be the soundtrack of my life but I'm not half cool or interesting enough.

What can I say? She's beautiful, she's funny, Aeryn kicks ass -- and her voice is the stuff of dreams.

Rock the Earthbound Farm Organic with some Newman's Own Creamy Italian and black pepper. Seriously.

Uh-huh! Uh-huh! / Yo! Yo! / Uh-huh! Uh-huh! / Yo! ... guys. We wasted our childhoods.

Sorry, Ash. We had some good times, but Shaun is my new zombie-killing boyfriend. He doesn't come with a chainsaw attachment, but he wields a mean cricket bat!

I wanted to marry her before she kicked ass at no-limit Texas hold 'em.

Oh, Kimber! Already totally shit on by one doc, you want more from the other? The N/T 'verse is no place for your sweet, trusting nature -- no matter how much crazy you've got bubbling beneath the surface.

I couldn't love Cordalene more if they were made of chocolate. Wait...Are they made of chocolate? Cuz that would be great!

I left both Step Into Liquid and Riding Giants feeling exultant and wanting to change my whole life.

The other night, the English-language commentator used the phrase "He's got his backfield in motion." I'm so sure, translators!

He doesn't just look like a cowboy, he looks like the cowboy. Aussies do it better.

Shaloub rules pretty much always, but there's something special about the OCD glory that is Adrian Monk. I want to hug him, but he would hate that.